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RATES & CONTACT
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CONTACT
TELEPHONE
+27 (0)49 893 0313
CELLPHONE
+27 (0)83 925 37 46
FAX
+27 (0)49 893 0561
GPS
32° 17.384' S
24° 32.715' E
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RATES
Sharing
B&B ZAR 390.00 p/p sharing
Single
ZAR 490
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CHECK IN:
14h00 unless arranged otherwise beforehand.
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Ilse was your only hostess. Now that little Klara is on the way we have recruited Helen to become part of the team. Helen and Ilse make a formidable team and they make really good food.*
BUT BEFORE I DO PLEASE NOTICE THAT THERE ARE MAPS AVAILABLE - just click on the link you passed a second ago. I think the CAPS says it all. Also, bear in mind that we are on a LITTLE farm and are not always at the beck and call of cell phone reception. There is proper reception at the guest house but not everywhere else which is why you need a map.
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OWN RISK
The guest house is on a small farm. There are animals, some domesticated and others not and others simply vile, like the baboon who may just visit on a vote winning ticket. There are ditches, stones and potholes. The odd iPod lies around - its owner and the red herring are off somewhere. There are fences, pumps and other stuff. In fact, there is a myriad of farm and domestic things that can hurt or maim, just like in your own home. There is a swimming pool. Although it is fenced one never knows. Also, there are poisons and other chemicals in the sheds. Whether you poke around, stay for one minute (like Frau Krautface from Switzerland) or stay for a few days it is at your own risk.
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Prickly pear, need I say more, the end.
See De Erf Tribune
(Only for the Brave)
Signing out.
De Erf Manor House, Graaff-Reinet
Accommodation for those in the know.
(although not any judging by what I have seen)
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*There is a prize for whoever is brave enough to get onto any of the horses: one free night at the Graaff-Reinet Hospital. Conditions apply. Food is for your own pocket as well as expenses incurred for any additional days spent. The last person who wandered in there with a smile on his face, looking for his pet parrot, is still speechless; and they can't get the stitches out. Ilse and Helen will give you food which I don't get. It is worth it, I am told. But, I don't care because this is the end of my contribution and I am gonna get seriously legless.
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